16, England, please do excuse the crazy
Kerris you are a lil shit

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(via bubbly-bl0nde)

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timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

(via looking-for-sherlock)

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thedailylovejournal:

It’s out there. Now everybody knows.. (x)

(via bubbly-bl0nde)

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thevvintersolder:

fun fact: if you say ‘bucky barnes is a villain’ three times into a mirror then steve rogers will appear and punch you in the face

(via never-ending-solstice)

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4 hours ago

John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’ (via asschester)

(Source: arollercoasterthatonlygoesup, via tardismyoldgirl)

I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.
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20 hours ago

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

ofhorriblesanity:

capitole:

youreagoodliar:

There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:

1. Umbridge is awful

2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall

3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny

5. where the fuck was peeves

6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.

7.  Alan Rickman is Snape.

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21 hours ago

Gerard Way on Twitter

(Source: cloudiness, via just-a-plank)

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21 hours ago

ifeelbetterer:

upallnightogetloki:

witchpriest:

will my dash please join me in praying to the marvel gods that we get anthony mackie doing commentary on the winter solider dvd

Initiating prayer circle, Captain.

PLEASE OH PLEASE UNIVERSE AND GODS OF MARVEL

(via fricking-the-frack)

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21 hours ago

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE INSPIRATIONS WILL SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(via internet-dork)

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21 hours ago

souporta:

“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”

image

(Source: nigerian, via geniusbillionairesassmaster)

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theravenofwynter:

gingerhaze:

Wait, we’re supposed to be fighting Loki? I thought you said “have lattes with.”

I have a mighty need of Loki and Natasha being bros and complaining about everyone else.

theravenofwynter:

gingerhaze:

Wait, we’re supposed to be fighting Loki? I thought you said “have lattes with.”

I have a mighty need of Loki and Natasha being bros and complaining about everyone else.

(via in-tru-da-winchester)

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21 hours ago

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

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22 hours ago

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

ficcyshit:

mystuckyfeels:

I love that the title of the movie is Steve Rogers: Bucky Barnes. The entire title is just their two names. Might as well have named it The Steve & Bucky Movie and called it a day.

Steve and Bucky’s Excellent Adventure

(via in-tru-da-winchester)

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22 hours ago

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: babedwire, via lucifer-the-morning-star)

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